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Director Robbie Moffat
Writer Robbie Moffat
Starring
Lisa-Marie Long, Howard Corlett and Paul Cassidy
Synopsis
Dick and Harry Bridges are newly married and Dick has organised their honeymoon getaway as a do-it-yourself cruise on a West Midland backwater canal.
Harry, a girl of means, is crestfallen at the cheapness of Dick’s honeymoon plans but soon starts to like the carefree world of canal life when Dick employs Tom, a local pikey, to help steer them through the gates and locks.
Meanwhile, Dick has employed Sunshine an incompetent hit-man to kill his wife so he can collect on her life insurance, but the presence of Tom complicates Sunshine’s attempts to do away with her.